Sunday, December 01, 2013
I want to pitch this one.
I am *so* tired of hearing how group X wants to secede from the Union. Here's the latest I've run across. Can't control the eye-rolls on this one.
I propose a new reality show. "Start Your Own Nirvana". Each month, some new group of starry-eyed Libertarians/Liberals/Conservatives/Technologists/whatnot can vie for their chance to start their own society. It would be very-much like Survivor. The whole lot of them are dumped into some random location and live-broadcasted as they all work together to form a new country. They'll start from the beginning: they'll all be given knives (hey, we're not completely heartless here) and a crew to video them. Let the nation-building begin!
What every one of these "we're gonna secede" idiots blatantly fail to acknowledge is that the most expensive part of starting their own country is the air-fare to go there. Hell, I seem to recall a certain group of Kool-Aid loving personality-cultists who had no trouble obtaining their own slice of heaven from Guyana. Doubt they paid much for it.
I'm sure there are other large swathes of real-estate available in hell-holes such as Mexico, South America, Africa and Texas.
Think of the ratings! After several months, you'd have multiple "Freedom Countries" going strong all over the globe. Think of the advertising! Hell, the Freedom Countries could gain revenue by selling advertising rights to simply view their glorious successes. Before too long, the world would be dotted with new-found whateverinthefuck these 14-y.o. dreamers are yammering about.
Fuck Survivor. This would be the REAL reality TV.
It would also move these idiots from my news feeds onto the reality TV stations I never watch. Win-win.
Posted by Humbug at 9:33 AM