Wednesday, February 15, 2006

A "Cheney Facial"

Clinton was most certainly a bastard for wrecking the lives of (relatively) innocent women in efforts to cover his dalliances. Exercising complete contempt for the third branch of government by committing perjury when a simple "I take the 5th" would do was also definitely wrong.

But in light of Dick Chenney's latest actions you've got to give Clinton a bit of credit: at least his facials could be easily wiped off with a damp cloth.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney Shoots Whittington

So I'm wondering, how long do you think it will be until Cheney's Secret Service agents stop sniggling, "Shotgun!" every time Cheney gets into a car?