Bush to Team with OJ Simpson?

Mr. Bush intends to head an investigation to determine what caused the disasterous delay in getting aid to areas struck by Hurricane Katrina.

Mr Bush said after meeting his Cabinet: “What I intend to do is lead an investigation to find out what went right and what went wrong. We still live in an unsettled world. We want to make sure we can respond properly if there is a WMD attack or another major storm.”

I would like to suggest that he team up with OJ Simpson in order to find the "real perpetrators".