Thursday, October 19, 2006

Republican Crony Synopsis

The Smirking Chimp has a great synopsis on the (as of this posting) list of Republicans that have been disgraced/indicted/convicted/etc/all of the above.

He also posts an intresting "5 Step" guide to Republican scandal response:

1. "I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a target."

2. "I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy by the Democrats."

3. "I'm SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates."

4. "I'm deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now recognize that I am an alcoholic. I will be entering rehab immediately, so I have no time for questions."

5. "Can I serve my time at Eglin Federal Penitentiary (aka Club Fed)?"

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