But Microsoft hasn't grasped this yet. In Microsoft's view, we buy Windows to enjoy installing Windows... because you never, ever actually finish installing Windows.
Now, I use my Windows 7 machine once every few weeks. I turn it on, I want to get a few things done in the hour I have available and I want to move on. This is impossible with Windows.
First off, without fail, Windows announces there are updates available. Fine. Do the updates. Go away; I've got work to do, kid.
In a sane world, Windows would update everything, finish and pop up a screen that says, "When you're done, please shut down your computer so we can finish the updates." Rational, brief, sane.
But instead, Microsoft pops a screen to tell me that it's loading a new Keyboard/Mouse sofware. "Please Wait" the dialog box asks politely. So instead of continuing what I'm doing while MS installs in the "background", I should instead stop everything and turn my full attention to watching a program *I didn't even ask for* to *DO NOTHING*. "Please wait." it says.
It doesn't stop there. I finally push that steaming pile into the backround and the inevitable comes, right on schedule:
"Please shut down what you're doing so we can reboot!"
You can't escape this one. You fell for the every 10 minute nagging to update your software. The rest of your work plans are shit now because everything you have open must be stopped, saved, rebooted and restarted. Every 10 minutes: STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND DO OUR STUFF.
Unfortunately, it's not just Microsoft. My workplace has an automated backup system that runs every day. Its starts whether you want it or not. Fine. Backups are a Good Thing. Leave me alone. What drives me insane is backup software's driving need to become a Tomogachi pet. I'm working away on one screen, trying to figure out how to solve some problem or another and the keyboard stops working. The mouse pointer disappears. Great! The freaking network/computer/something has hung/stopped working. I put down what I'm doing, start searching around for ways I can get things going again. What's this? There's a dialog box on the other screen:
Backup was successful!
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!? It's bad enough that you've competely wrecked my train of thought and made me believe the computer hung (again) but you've done this in order to force me to acknowledge that you DID YOUR FUCKING JOB AND EVERYHING IS OK?? They've turned an almost-decent OS into a freaking cat! Click me and I'll go away until this time tomorrow! PURRRR!
This batshit reasoning infects the offerings of dozens of big software houses. Take Semantec/Computer Associates/whatever they're calling themselves this week. Semantec believes that you bought your computer in order to run their anti-virus software, and maybe squeeze in a few installations of whatever extra garbage software they're hawking this week. Installing any of their products means the speed of your computer will immediately cut in half. Then throw in their constant scans, updates, false virus detections and virus dictionary updates and you may never get to use your computer again. When is the last time you've gone a week without another fucking update to Adobe Flash?
Tragically, this same line of reasoning that also brought us flashing text, spinning icons, dancing babies and popup windows is also invading the mobile-devices internet. Every webpage on the 'net detects if you're using a mobile device and completely blocks a screen demanding that you download their iPhone app. Are we to give up and browsers and experience each site on the internet as a separate app? Follow this link, download the app, install it on your phone and run it so we can display a 404 message saying the information you want isn't here.
Please: stop this.