Straight Rights Update: Earlier this month, Republicans in South Dakota successfully banned abortion in that state. Last week, the GOP-controlled state house of representatives in Missouri voted to ban state-funded family-planning clinics from dispensing birth control. "If you hand out contraception to single women," one Republican state rep told the Kansas City Star, "we're saying promiscuity is okay." On the federal level, Republicans are blocking the over-the-counter sale of emergency contraception and keeping a 100 percent effective HPV vaccine—a vaccine that will save the lives of thousands of women every year—from being made available.
The GOP's message to straight Americans: If you have sex, we want it to fuck up your lives as much as possible. No birth control, no emergency contraception, no abortion services, no life-saving vaccines. If you get pregnant, tough shit. You're going to have those babies, ladies, and you're going to make those child-support payments, gentlemen. And if you get HPV and it leads to cervical cancer, well, that's too bad. Have a nice funeral, slut.
What's it going to take to get a straight-rights movement off the ground? The GOP in Kansas is seeking to criminalize hetero heavy petting, for God's sake! Wake up and smell the freaking Holy War, breeders! The religious right hates heterosexuality just as much as it hates homosexuality. Fight back!
Banning abortions, banning birth control, banning vaccines for cerivcal cancer... fucking ridiculous.
Let's go ahead and push this to the logical next level: let's hit the guys. When they're finished putting the women "back in the kitchen" who will they turn to next? Bans of pre-marital sex, looking at women, porn, masturbation, pulling out early... CONDOMS?
Do these people really have so little to occupy their tiny minds that they spend all day worrying about the sex lives of people they don't even know?
Let's make it crystal-freakin' clear exactly what these assholes are: American Taliban.
Why do these conservatives loathe Islam so much when they share so many of its goals?