Bush says that there's "No magic bullet" to lower gas prices.
Just wondering: could we try using some of the Democracy Magic Bullets? We've been firing a shitload of them over in Iraq, and granted, they haven't worked either, but maybe Iowa's "faith" would be just the edge needed to make them work on gas prices.
Why not bring in an Abrams, light up a few gas pumps with Democracy Bullets and see what happens.
Worth a try, no?