- God is invisible. While this may be interpreted as a cool ability for God, the potato's lack of invisibility allows for quick verification of its existence.
- The potato's relevance increases with velocity. Although one may safely ignore God in almost all of His velocities, it is not so with the potato. At any speed approaching more than a meter per second, the potato will cause almost every astute observer to duck.
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